Thursday, April 15, 2010

REMEMBERING JOEY RAMONE

On This Day in Celebrity Slab History - Joey Ramone - April 15, 2001

Nine years ago today, Joey Ramone passed away due to lymphomas. He was only 50. At the time of his death, Joey was listening to U2's song "In A Little While."


GABBA GABBA HEY, JOEY!

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Dixie Carter

Dixie Carter - April 10, 2010

Actress Dixie Carter has lost her battle with endometrial cancer. She was 70.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Meinhardt Raabe

Meinhardt Raabe - April 9, 2010

Meinhardt Raabe, who played the Munchkin coroner in The Wizard Of Oz, has died at the age of 94.

"And he's not only merely dead. He's really most sincerely dead."

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Malcolm McLaren

Malcolm McLaren - April 8, 2010

Malcolm McLaren, former manager of The Sex Pistols and The New York Dolls, has died at the age of 64 of mesothelioma! UWAGA ASBESTI!!!

WARNING! UWAGA! CELEBRITY SLAB EDITORIAL FOLLOWS:

McLaren, the shameless self-promoter, had the audacity to claim that he himself (and only himself) invented Punk Rock, when everyone knows that the Sex Pistols would never have even existed if it weren't for The Ramones.

The true inventors of Punk Rock.


UWAGA ASBESTI!! It's everywhere!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Christopher Cazenove

Christopher Cazenove - April 7, 2010

British actor Christopher Cazenove has died after a valiant battle with septicemia. He was 66. The actor played Ben Carrington in 1980s soap opera Dynasty.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Chris Kanyon

Chris Kanyon - April 2, 2010

Wrestler Chris Kanyon was found dead in his New York apartment, due to an apparent overdose of medication. He was 40 years old.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

John Forsythe

John Forsythe - April 1, 2010

This ain't no April Fool's joke. Actor John Forsythe has died at the age of 92 due to complications from pneumonia after a year-long struggle with cancer.

Tonight he says, "Hello, Angelss" for real.

March Tally

March came in like a lion and walked out like a lamb in terms of celebrities hitting the slab. In fact, it was IDENTICAL to February's tally! Seven celebs and one hit!

Slabber Debbie scored with Merlin Olsen.

Total Celebs:

Total Pool Hits: