Friday, May 28, 2010

Gary Coleman - HIT!

Gary Coleman - May 28, 2010 - HIT!

Former Diff'rent Strokes star Gary Coleman has died at the age of 42 after suffering a brain hemorrhage. Coleman was taken to the hospital on Wednesday after a fall at his home in Utah.

Allegedly... his last words were:

"Wait! I live in Utah!?! Whatchootalkin' about?!?"

Slabber Adam picks up his first hit of the season!

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Art Linkletter

Art Linkletter - May 26, 2010

Art Linkletter, radio/television personality, and the former host of two long-running television shows: House Party, which ran on CBS radio and television for 25 years, and People Are Funny, on NBC radio-TV for 19 years. Linkletter was famous for interviewing children on House Party and Kids Say the Darndest Things. He was 97.

No one had him on their list.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Ronnie James Dio

Ronnie James Dio - May 16, 2010

Heavy metal rocker Ronnie James Dio died today after a battle with stomach cancer. He was 67.

Rock on Ronnie!!!



Sunday, May 9, 2010

Lena Horne

Lena Horne - May 9, 2010

Legendary singer, dancer, actress, and Civil Rights Activist, Lena Horne has died at New York-Presbyterian Hospital. She was 92.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Lynn Redgrave

Lynn Redgrave - May 2, 2010

After a seven year battle with breast cancer, actress Lynn Redgrave died peacefully at her home in Connecticut, she was 67.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

April Tally

The month started off hot, but cooled down towards the end. No one scored.

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Thursday, April 15, 2010

REMEMBERING JOEY RAMONE

On This Day in Celebrity Slab History - Joey Ramone - April 15, 2001

Nine years ago today, Joey Ramone passed away due to lymphomas. He was only 50. At the time of his death, Joey was listening to U2's song "In A Little While."


GABBA GABBA HEY, JOEY!

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Dixie Carter

Dixie Carter - April 10, 2010

Actress Dixie Carter has lost her battle with endometrial cancer. She was 70.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Meinhardt Raabe

Meinhardt Raabe - April 9, 2010

Meinhardt Raabe, who played the Munchkin coroner in The Wizard Of Oz, has died at the age of 94.

"And he's not only merely dead. He's really most sincerely dead."

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Malcolm McLaren

Malcolm McLaren - April 8, 2010

Malcolm McLaren, former manager of The Sex Pistols and The New York Dolls, has died at the age of 64 of mesothelioma! UWAGA ASBESTI!!!

WARNING! UWAGA! CELEBRITY SLAB EDITORIAL FOLLOWS:

McLaren, the shameless self-promoter, had the audacity to claim that he himself (and only himself) invented Punk Rock, when everyone knows that the Sex Pistols would never have even existed if it weren't for The Ramones.

The true inventors of Punk Rock.


UWAGA ASBESTI!! It's everywhere!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Christopher Cazenove

Christopher Cazenove - April 7, 2010

British actor Christopher Cazenove has died after a valiant battle with septicemia. He was 66. The actor played Ben Carrington in 1980s soap opera Dynasty.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Chris Kanyon

Chris Kanyon - April 2, 2010

Wrestler Chris Kanyon was found dead in his New York apartment, due to an apparent overdose of medication. He was 40 years old.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

John Forsythe

John Forsythe - April 1, 2010

This ain't no April Fool's joke. Actor John Forsythe has died at the age of 92 due to complications from pneumonia after a year-long struggle with cancer.

Tonight he says, "Hello, Angelss" for real.

March Tally

March came in like a lion and walked out like a lamb in terms of celebrities hitting the slab. In fact, it was IDENTICAL to February's tally! Seven celebs and one hit!

Slabber Debbie scored with Merlin Olsen.

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Sunday, March 28, 2010

June Havoc

June Havoc - March 28, 2010

Broadway star June Havoc, also the younger sister of famed stripper Gypsy Rose Lee, has died of natural causes. She was 97.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Slow news day here at the slab. But, at 97, she was worthy of a mention.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Robert Culp

Robert Culp - March 24, 2010

Actor Robert Culp, best known for "I Spy", "The Greatest American Hero", and "Everybody Loves Raymond", has died of a brain injury following a fall. He was 79.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Fess Parker

Fess Parker - March 18, 2010

Fess Parker, best known for playing Daniel Boone in a 1960s television series, died at his home near Santa Barbara, California. He was 85.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Peter Graves

Peter Graves - March 14, 2010

Do you like blog entries about gladiators?

Peter Graves, best known for his starring role on TV's "Mission: Impossible" and the movie "Airplane," has died of an apparent heart attack. He was 83.

And here's a little MST3K regarding Peter Graves.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Merlin Olsen - HIT!

Merlin Olsen - March 11, 2010

St. Louis Rams Hall of Fame football player, Little House on the Prairie actor, and flower pitchman, Merlin Olsen has died after a long battle with cancer. He was 69.

Slabber Debbie gets her first hit of the year with this passing.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Corey Haim

Corey Haim - March 10, 2010

Actor Corey Haim, who appeared in a number of movies during the 1980s, died early Wednesday of a possible drug overdose. He was 38.

Corey Feldman reamins at large.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Nan Martin

Nan Martin - March 4, 2010

Actress Nan Martin, who starred for decades on stage, screen and television, died of complications from emphysema. She was 82.

Martin was perhaps best known for her recurring role on the ABC series 'The Drew Carey Show,' in which she played ornery boss Mrs. Louder for over 20 episodes. Her small-screen career dates back to the early days of television, with roles ranging from 'The Twilight Zone,' 'Perry Mason,' 'Valerie' and 'The Golden Girls' to, more recently, 'CSI,' 'Six Feet Under' and 'Nip/Tuck.'

Monday, March 1, 2010

February Tally

The shortest month of the year was certainly a busy one, wasn't it?! Slabber Carrie was the first of the bunch to score a hit, too!

Oh, and it was a bad month for the children of celebrities. The Slab would post a photo of Marie Osmond's son Michael, but there doesn't appear to be a photo of him anywhere. He threw himself off of his apartment building over the weekend.

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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Andrew Koenig

Andrew Koenig - February 25, 2010

This is a bit of a stretch for the slab, considering this person is really a "D" list celebrity, and is only in the news because of the Olympics and the fact that he's Mr. Chekov's son... but still... actor Andrew Koenig, who has been missing since February 14, committed suicide, his father told reporters after his son's body was found Thursday in a park in Vancouver, British Columbia.

May he be able to find all the nuclear "wessels" that he was unable to find in normal life.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Alexander Haig

Alexander Haig - February 20, 2010

Former Secretary of State, and for about three minutes illegally President of the United States, Alexander Haig has died due to complications from a staph infection. He was 86.

Haig tried to take over the Oval Office following the assassination attempt on President Ronald Reagan way back in 1981.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Doug Fieger

Doug Fieger - February 14, 2010

Doug Fieger, lead singer for The Knack, has lost his battle with brain cancer. He was 57.

If you Slabbers have 99 cents to spare, your Slab Master highly recommends his last recording "Dirty Girl" on former KISS guitarist Bruce Kulick's newest album BK3. A really good song highlighting Doug's vocal work.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Alexander McQueen

Alexander McQueen - February 11, 2010

British fashion designer, Alexander McQueen, who dressed stars from Sarah Jessica Parker to Rihanna to Nicole Kidman to Lady Gaga (!) in bold shapes and colors committed suicide today, he was 40.

And apart from she herself appearing on these pages, that will be the last time Lady Gaga is mentioned on this blog.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Fred Morrison

Fred Morrison - February 9, 2010

Yes, he himself may be considered a small 'c' celebrity, but this mega-millionaire and war hero's invention is certainly an "A List" celebrity. Fred Morrison, the inventor of the Frisbee has passed away at the age of 90.

Friday, February 5, 2010

James Mitchell - HIT!

James Mitchell - February 5, 2010

It's a bad week to be an elderly performer on a soap, apparently!!

Actor James Mitchell, who played Palmer Cortlandt on the ABC soap opera "All My Children," has died at the age of 89. He played the role for nearly three decades. The cause was chronic obstructive pulmonary disease complicated by pneumonia.

Slabber Carrie scores the first hit of the season!

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Frances Reid

Frances Reid - February 3, 2010

Small screen and small 'c' celebrity, actress Frances Reid, best known for her decades-long portrayal of Alice Horton on the soap opera "Days of our Lives," has died at the age of 95.

Reid played the role of the martriarch since the long-running soap series' first episode in 1965, and made her last appearance in 2007.

Monday, February 1, 2010

January Tally

Wow! 2010 is off to a roaring start. Ten celebs of varying degrees of fame have shuffled off this mortal coil. Alas, no hits.

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