Amy Winehouse- HIT!!!

7/23/2011

Shocker, I know. But what isn't a shocker is that Slabber Debbie had Amy on her list! With this death Deb gets a mega 73 points!!!!!! Add to the points that Deb received for Jeff Conaway, her grand total is: 113 points!!!! Yeah it's pretty safe to say that everyone else needs an asteroid or something to take out the rest of their lists to win this. BUT it's only the end of July. ANYTHING can happen! Oh yeah, Amy was 27 and died from a drug overdose. News Flash! Water is also wet!

Johnny Rottens House

TWO WEEKS AGO

Former Sex Pistol John Lydon - aka Johnny Rotten - has revealed his home in London burned down two weeks ago.
Speaking at the Mojo music awards on Thursday, the 55-year-old blamed a faulty spin dryer for the kitchen fire that decimated the property.
"I was in Italy," he said after accepting an outstanding contribution to music award. "My wife rang me up just before we were going on stage.
"[She] said 'Oh John, I don't want to disturb you. The house has burnt down.'
"I hadn't been in the house for two years," the singer told reporters. "First time I tried to get clean the house goes up in flames."
The blaze, he revealed, had destroyed songs he had written for the latest PiL (Public Image Limited) record. "Welcome to Rotten World," he said.
"The point is all of that doesn't matter," continued the singer, who said the important thing was his wife - German publishing heiress Nora Forster - had survived the conflagration.
Learning she was unharmed, he said, "was the best news I've ever had in my whole life."
Lydon was on typically combative form as he collected his accolade, criticising record companies who he said had left him "bankrupt".
"Public Image has been the most difficult thing I've ever had to do in my entire life," he said at the event, held at The Brewery in east Londo

No word if any butter spread was lost!

Sherwood Schwartz

07/12/2011

Legendary Hollywood producer Sherwood Schwartz -- who changed the prime-time landscape with shows like "The Brady Bunch" -- is dead at 94.Schwartz made a huge impact on the TV dial in the 1950s, '60s and '70s with shows like "The Brady Bunch," "Gilligan's Island," "The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet" and "Harper Valley PTA."According to TMZ Schwartz died of natural causes in his sleep surrounded by his family. He is survived by his wife of 69 years, Mildred Schwartz, and four children.

And yes, I thought he was dead already as well.

Peter Falk

06/23/2011

A family spokesman confirmed to CBS News that actor Peter Falk died in Los Angeles Thursday night. He was 83.
The "Columbo" star won four Emmy Awards for his portrayal of the cigar-chomping detective who always looked as if he'd just rolled out of bed. Falk played Columbo on television regularly from 1971 to 1978 and then sporadically from 1989 until 2003. He won his first Emmy in 1962 for outstanding single performance by an actor in a leading role for an episode of "The Dick Powell Theatre" (1961).
Falk also had starring roles in his friend John Cassavetes' films "Husbands" and "A Woman Under the Influence" and starred with Cassavetes in Elaine May's 1976 film "Mikey and Nicky." He was nominated twice for the best supporting actor Oscar, for "Murder, Inc." and "Pocketful of Miracles."
In recent years, Falk suffered from Alzheimer's disease. In 2009, he was placed in a conservatorship. He is survived by his wife, Shera, of 34 years, and two daughters from a previous marriage.

Ryan Dunn

6/20/2011

"Jackass" star Ryan Dunn was killed early Monday morning when his Porsche flew over a guardrail in West Goshen, Pa., slammed into a tree and burst into flames, according to local police.
Dunn's passenger -- who hasn't been identified -- was also killed.
Dunn was identified by his tattoos, according to a witness who was on the scene when the bodies were pulled from the wreckage.
Bam Margera's mom, April called into Preston and Steve's morning radio show, to confirm that one of the stars of MTV’s "Jackass” was killed in a car accident.
The one-car accident happened on Route 322 around 2:30 a.m., according to Officer Geiger with West Goshen police.
Dunn was known primarily for his dangerous antics and practical jokes in the "Jackass" movies with his long-time friend Bam Margera. He is also a member of the CKY Crew with Margera.
Ryan Dunn was 34.

Ugh. Well Dunn dumbass! Hmmm...I wonder if he WAS "well done"?? Too soon???

Clarence Clemons

6/18/2011

Legendary saxophonist Clarence Clemons died today of complications from a stroke he suffered back on June 12. He was 69. Clemons, known to fans as the Big Man, was the most famous member of Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band. His music cut through on songs like "Born To Run," "Thunder Road," "Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out," and "Dancing In The Dark"... and on and on.Bruce Springsteen released a statement, saying, "Clarence lived a wonderful life. He carried within him a love of people that made them love him. He created a wondrous and extended family. He loved the saxophone, loved our fans and gave everything he had every night he stepped on stage. His loss is immeasurable and we are honored and thankful to have known him and had the opportunity to stand beside him for nearly forty years."The statement continued, "He was my great friend, my partner, and with Clarence at my side, my band and I were able to tell a story far deeper than those simply contained in our music. His life, his memory, and his love will live on in that story and in our band."Clemons was married five times and had four sons -- Clarence III, Charles, Christopher and Jarod.

Jeff Conaway- HIT!!!!

5/27/2011

Jeff Conaway, the "Grease" actor who played Kenickie and appeared on "Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew," died Friday. He was 60.
The actor had been in a medically induced coma before doctors took him off life support Friday. The coma was a result of pneumonia and his unconscious arrival to Encino Medical Center May 10 because of "too many prescribed drugs," his sister Carla Shreve said. "Jeff was taken off life support [Thursday] afternoon," his manager, Phil Brock, told People. "His family chose to take him off of life support based on advice from physicians. They thought for several days that the situation was hopeless." Conaway died at 10:30 a.m. and his sisters, nieces and nephews were with him.

Goodbye Bobby Wheeler..here's hoping that you finally get well. AND we have another hit! Long time Slabber and hell of a picker Debbie finally scores! She gets 40 points!!!!

Randy "Macho Man" Savage

05/20/2011

Here's a heartbreaking one. One of the greatest pro. wrestlers ever died today in a car crash. Randy Poffo better known to the wrestling world as Randy "Macho Man' Savage died today when he had a heart attack behind the wheel of his Jeep and swerved into a tree killing him instantly. Randy Savage got his start in pro. wrestling in the Mid-South but gained all his popularity when he joined the then World Wrestling Federation winning their hearvyweight championship more than one. Savage went onto WCW where he won their world title as well. Randy just celebrated his one year anniversary with his wife Lynn. Randy was 58 years old.

Norman

Last week sometime.

Everyone should sit down for this one. Jennifer Aniston has lost a friend. Her beloved Welsh corgi-terrier mix, Norman, died at age 15.
"He died a few weeks ago," Aniston's rep confirms to PEOPLE. "He was an old dog and it was just his time."
Over the years, Aniston described her pal as a quiet canine who enjoyed resting at her feet.
"He's my baby boy," she told PEOPLE in February. "Norman goes with me on location -- I've got to take Norman."
The actress, who just purchased a $4.95 million apartment in New York, bought the home under the name Norman's Nest Trust.
Earlier this year, the pooch tagged along with Aniston when she was a guest on TV's "Chelsea Lately."
Host Chelsea Handler and the crowd went wild for the pup, whom Aniston affectionately called "Norm" and "Normy," and watched as the actress tried to get him to sit, but to no avail.
"He's 15 years old, he doesn't care anymore," Aniston said.
Back when he was a young pup, Norman got into his share of trouble. He reportedly disappeared for two days in 1998 and eventually turned up at an animal shelter.
But most likely the event left him unfazed: "Even back [as a puppy] he was as cool as a cucumber," Aniston told PEOPLE in 2008. "He's just a person in a dog suit."
Norman is survived by Aniston's other pup, a white German shepherd named Dolly.

Light a candle for Norman.

Mia Amber Davis

05/10/2011

Mia Amber Davis -- the big girl who seduced the skinny, geeky dude in "Road Trip" -- has passed away ... this according to her friends at Plus Model Magazine. The details surrounding Mia's death are still emerging ... and so far, no cause of death has been released. According to MediaTakeOut.com, 36-year-old Mia is survived by her husband Mike.

Hmmmm.....I'm guessing...................pie.

Jackie Cooper

05/03/2011

Jackie Cooper, 88, died Tuesday at a nursing facility in Santa Monica, Calif., said his other son, John after a sudden illness.

Osama Bin Laden- HIT!!

05/01/2011

Hmmmm ever hear of this guy?? Anyway this dude, wearing the ever so stylish (cue Del Griffith) Casio watch did some things a few years ago and he was killed by US Navy Seal in a firefight in Pakistan some say late last week. The above photo was shot (ha!) some time ago. The picture below is as recent as last month. Osama went under cosmetic surgery to make himself look more like the locals. AND we have our first hit of the year!! Congrats Adam!!!! You have 43 points!

Lynn Hauldren

04/26/2011

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Lynn Hauldren, 89, the advertising copywriter who became the inspiration for the Empire Carpet Man in the 1970s and helped launch the company's signature jingle into national recognition, died Tuesday, according to an Empire spokesperson.
Mr. Hauldren rose to became a decades-long advertising icon, as the person who wrote the catchy jingle that accompanies the company's famous phone number, and often delivered it with style: “Five-eight-eight, two-three-hundred ... Empire.”
“Lynn was truly passionate about the Empire brand,” said Steve Silvers, chief executive officer for Empire.
“He has made an indelible mark on advertising history with his creativity and warmth. Lynn will always have a special place in the hearts of many. Our thoughts are with his family during this time.”
The company’s owner during the time requested that Mr. Hauldren serve as the on-air talent for the spots after unsuccessfully auditioning several other people for the role. This decision launched him into pop culture stardom. Mr. Hauldren went on to serve as the inspiration for today’s Empire Today brand. He helped to launch the signature jingle into advertsing history as one of the nation’s most popular jingles.
In a 1997 interview with the Tribune, Mr. Hauldren commented on how the commercials transformed him into a celebrity.
"People are good-natured," he told the Tribune, "but once in a while they'll grab at you and say, 'Here's that carpet dude!' or 'Hey! Aren't you somebody?' I always hope folks understand I'm not a celebrity. I'm just a TV pitchman, a glorified salesman."
Mr. Hauldren was a decorated World War II veteran who continued to lend his voiceover talent to Empire’s commercials until his passing.
In addition, he was known as a key singer in the barbershop quartet arena, recording several albums with the quartet, Chordiac Arrest, and a vocal ensemble called Chicago Natural Gas.
“Lynn was just a joy all the time,” said Tom Felgen, who along with Hauldren sang the popular jingle. ”He was a neat and special guy who was really wrapped up in music and words. He had a very natural way of writing things. When we were singing together, it was total fun all the time.”

10 years ago......

04/15/2001

When people say "time flies" they are not kidding. 10 years ago today the whole world lost, not just the punk world, not just the music world, but the WHOLE world lost one of the greatest people ever. Jeffrey Hyman also know as Joey Ramone. We here at the slab can tell you all about his career but we would rather let the next few videos show you. Joey was a truly amazing talent and there will never be another like him. Gabba Gabba Hey Joey...and say hello to Dee Dee for us.

Geraldine Ferraro

03/26/11

Former vice presidential candidate, congresswoman and US Ambassador to the United Nations Geraldine Ferraro died Saturday at age 75 of complications from blood cancer.

Elizabeth Taylor

03/23/11

We got a big one here. Screen legend Elizabeth Taylor, the violet-eyed film goddess whose sultry screen life was often upstaged by her stormy personal life, died Wednesday at age 79.
She died of congestive heart failure at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she had been hospitalized for about six weeks, publicist Sally Morrison said.
"All her children were with her," Morrison said.
Taylor had extraordinary grace, fame and wealth, and won three Oscars, including a special one for her humanitarian work. But she was tortured by ill health, failed romances and personal tragedy.

Say what you will about her but she is a legend in Hollywood. There are not that many left now.

And what's even more surprising? Nobody had her on their list.

Michael Gough

3/17/2011

The veteran British actor, best known for his role as Alfred Pennyworth in Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever and Batman & Robin has passed away. His third wife and close friend, Anneke Wills, said: "As his body was deteriorating this week, he said that he wanted to hang on for St Patrick’s Day. And he did, just. In the end... there is only love." Michael Gough leaves his current wife Henrietta, his daughter Emma and sons Simon and Jasper. His grandchildren Samuel and Daisy are also actors. He was 94.

Nate Dogg

3/15/11

Nateizzle Doggizzle is Deadizzle.

Nate Dogg -- real name Nathaniel D. Hale -- had survived strokes in 2007 and 2008 ... and was famous for his smooth vocal collaborations with Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Warren G. and Dr. Dre to name a few.The Press Telegram in Nate's hometown of Long Beach, CA first reported his death late Tuesday night.Nate was 41 years old.

And yet Vanilla Ice and One Vanilli still lives. Dizzam.

Mike Starr

3/8/11

Former Alice in Chains bassist Mike Starr was found dead Tuesday afternoon (March 8).
TMZ reports that police found Starr's body in a Salt Lake City, Utah, house at 1:42 p.m. He was 44 years old.

Someone better call Dr. Drew and tell him it didn't work!

End of February!

And ANOTHER month where nobody had a hit. Dammit people. Sometimes hits don't happen by themselves, get out there and MAKE them happen!!!

Len Lesser

2/16/11

Len Lesser, best known as the scene-stealing Uncle Leo on Seinfeld – "Jerry! Hello!" was his slogan – died from cancer-related pneumonia at a care facility in Burbank, Calif., it was announced Wednesday. He was 88.

"JERRY!!! GOODBYE!!!!"

Peggy Rea

2/5/11

Peggy Rea -- who starred in several shows including "Dukes of Hazzard," "Grace Under Fire," and "Step by Step" -- died last weekend at her home in California.Rea -- who also appeared in "I Love Lucy," "The Odd Couple," and "MacGyver" -- passed away on Saturday from congestive heart failure. She was 89.

No word if Roscoe will be helping with the autopsy.

JANUARY RESULTS!!!

Well we had a few kick it this month and nobody had a hit. Here's to a better February!

Maria Schneider

2/3/11

She shot to stardom in 1972 for her controversial role in Last Tango in Paris, and now French actress Maria Schneider has died at 58.
Schneider, who remained a fixture in French cinema, had been battling cancer, according to reports.

Bruce Gordon

1/20/11

Actor Bruce Gordon, who played a mobster on the television series "The Untouchables" from 1959 to 1963, died at his Santa Fe home. He was 94.
Gordon, who had lived in Santa Fe since the 1970s, died Jan. 20, 12 days before his 95th birthday.

Gladys Horton

1/26/11

Gladys Horton, a co-founder of the Marvelettes who helped put fledgling Motown Records on the musical map with its first No. 1 hit "Please Mr. Postman," has died at age 66.
Horton died Wednesday at a nursing home in the Sherman Oaks area of Los Angeles, where she had been recovering from a stroke, her son Vaughn Thornton said.

Ok course we here at Slab Central like this version better!

Jack Lalanne

1/23/01

Jack LaLanne, the fitness guru who inspired television viewers to trim down and pump iron for decades before exercise became a national obsession, died Sunday. He was 96.
LaLanne died of respiratory failure due to pneumonia Sunday afternoon at his home in Morro Bay on California's central coast, his longtime agent Rick Hersh said.

Man ol'Jack is gonna be pissed when he finds out there is nothing to eat but cheeseburgers and cupcakes in Heaven!

Don Kirshner

1/17/11

He was known as "The Man With the Golden Ear", was an American song publisher and rock producer who is best known for managing songwriting talent as well as successful pop groups, such as The Monkees and The Archies. Also Kirshner was the host of the widly successful "Don Kirshner's Rock Concert". Kirshner would showcase talent that everyone else was afraid to showcase. Just look at these two videos!



and who will ever forget this!





Don was 76.

Susannah York

1/15/11

British actress Susannah York passed away Saturday (Jan. 15) in England after a battle with cancer. She was 72. York is best known for her Oscar-nominated performance in the 1969 movie "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?". Also of course she was Supermans Mom as well as Mrs. Cratchit in "A Christmas Carol".

John Dye

1/13/11

John Dye, best known as the angel of death Andrew on "Touched By an Angel," has died. He was 47. The actor died Monday from a heart attack in San Francisco, his brother, Jerre Dye, said.

Oh irony how thy are cruel! Guess Johnny is being "touched" by a lot of Angels now!!